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He went to a neighborhood watering hole, flashed some of that first-year cash and, later, worked on his night moves with a fine, young coed.

Unfortunately, he knew she was going to Facebook (it's a verb now) him and he still had a few days in College Town, USA.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Some women flirt by sending pictures of themselves in scanty little underthings to the man they’re hoping to attract. “Sexting” is most prevalent though, the media tells us, among teen girls. Only, instead of texting racy photos of myself, apparently, I send pictures of homemade soup.

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Starting a Facebook group called "I Hooked Up With Dane Cook And All I Got Was This Lousy Comedy CD" is, however, hilarious. Facebook should devise a multiple-choice test for every new member.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

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