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Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date Becky : OK. I'd get you the finest drink, of course it's gonna have ice in it And I don't mean frozen water… Bachelor 2 : Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels Becky : Mm, that's my favorite! Or you could hit me on the 2-way, or Bwackbwewwy account Becky : Wow!

Handsome bachelor number one On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me? that's a good question ma This is what I would do to impress you Well first of all, you know where I might take you ? Bachelor 2 : Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment I'll take you down to the Wu spa We got all the special manicuwists out there, you know, putting it down Becky : Sounds good Bachelor 2 : And to end all the night, you know, maybe we'll have a womantic dinner Order out some Chinese food fwom Wu delivewy.

It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's me contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?

It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f*ck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?

CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, F*CK YOU!!!

Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!

, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, F*CK YOU!!!

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