I m milf need guy to chat

Ricardo is a tall, handsome and suave 28-year-old Italian.

Even though I'm 14 years older than him, he seems completely smitten with me.

In return for acting as a generous benefactor, you will get a good-looking escort at your beck and call.

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I complete my profile on the website, claiming to be the rich, 42-year-old owner of a string of exclusive fashion boutiques, who finds men my own age are intimidated by successful women.

In return, he will help me run my business and, he says, boost my turnover massively.

When I fail to respond, he writes increasingly desperate emails, claiming that it was he who invented the i Pod - not Apple - and Daniel Craig's portrayal of Bond is based on him.

No sooner do I hit the send button than the responses start to pour in. They all look as if they could be Britney Spears' chavvier brothers and that every meal they eat comes from a takeaway chicken bucket.

I also receive a simply hilarious message from Giles, an Englishman based in Sydney, Australia, who wants me to fly him ( first class, of course) to London and to put him up at the Dorchester.

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