They want A Man, not a companion who knows how to parboil brown rice and cries at the end of movies. The Azeri prison officials should have just let him rot in gaol when they had their hands on him! Mary Ellen Liebowitz | May 4, 2004 I think the author of this thing is in need of some serious R&R!Having followed this advice, you should now be the proud owner of a Hungarian girlfriend. You need to get laid and unwind and stop putting people and places down that yu have no idea about!
Go to Venezuela or Colombia where the women are just as beautiful (arguably even hotter), more friendly and happy, and are simply more pleasant to be around. They are unromantic and crashing bores who need a lesson in courtesy (flowers. The 'author' has penis envy in relation to Hungarian men because they learn the tricks at an early age, and he resents Hunagrian women because they are more sophisticated than he has ever seen women before and they choose lobster over a Mc Donalds before they are even prepared to talk to him.
A good looking Hungarian woman who speaks English, German, or French is quite a find, and she knows it. That means they are used to recieving flowers before being taken to the theater and wined and dined afterwards by a nice smelling young man who goes to the bathroom every fifteen minutes to preen in front of a mirror to ensure that he still looks nice and then after two dates he's allowed to get to home base, and then they get married, two years later divorced, and that's where you walk in. You did not go to the same school system, did not serve in the same army, did not grope her same girlfriends in highschool, nor belong to the same Young Communist league. That doesn't mean that meeting the Hungarian girl of your dreams is going to be easy. And taking her out to nice restaurants that normally cost you an arm and a leg, but now leave you a financial quadripelegic.
She recieves daily faxes from suitors the world over and she knows the exact opening hours and addresses of the Chinese restaurants that serve imported lobster Szechuan style, which goes extremely well with a light, yet fruity French white wine, slightly chilled, and remember to tip the waiter 10%. You are different than all the nice smelling young men she's known. Nor has she been busted for possession by the same cop in Alabama, dropped out of the same University, belonged to your voodoo cult, nor ever watched The Brady Bunch. You can't tell a Hungarian girl that you are a tourist. And while the local Joe gets to home after two dates, you will have to wait longer. You will have to compose yourself with a lot more chilvalry and charm than Western girls demand. You compliment her looks, her clothes, ask attentively about her day at work. At the same time, all this hoopla is designed to get you a few old fashioned rewards.
So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.
Hopefully you won't have to put into it any effort and it won't cost you anything.